Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Dissected
Posted in Grand Theft Auto V, PC, PS3, Wii U, Xbox 360 by Raphael Essoo-Snowdon | Tags: 5, auto, grand, gtav, theft, vThe trailer for GTA V was unveiled this afternoon and recent predictions seemed to hold up. We’re going back to San Andreas (current day), and if the voiceover is anything to go by, you’ll take up the role of a father who has just moved to San Andreas to get away from “that line of work” and settle down with his family. Though knowing the GTA series, things won’t be quite that simple.
UPDATE:
As pointed out by GameTrailers user hobodealer, on a second viewing the narrator (seemingly the protagonist) seems to have moved to San Andreas to leave “that line of work” behind, to retire and start a family. Only to get sucked back into that life of crime on arrival.
Hang with us here as we dissect the trailer, and feel free to mention anything we might have left out. Trailer observations after the jump.
Location

We're back here again
The following locations popped up in today’s trailer:
- San Andreas
- Los Santos, East Los Santos, Los Santos Bay
- Vinewood
- Little Seoul
- Los Puerta Freeway
- Del Perro Freeway
- Vespucci Beach
- Downtown
Places of Interest/Brands
We spotted a dozen or so brands and places of interest throughout the trailer. Listed below in no particular order:

Rockstar, you slay me
- Pleasure Pier – It’s Totally Beachin’
- Postal – We Aim Not to Lose It
- e Cola – Deliciously Infectious!
- Pump Buddy Magazine – Plenty of Issues to Work Out
- Pump & Run Gymnasium
- Muscle Sands
- Bugstars Pest Control – Putting the FU in Fumigate
- 247 Supermarket
- Up-n-Atom Burger – Once it Pings, Eat Like Kings
- Enema – Tequi-la-la
- Brute
- Los Santos Golf Club
- Speedophile 2000
- HO BO
- STD Contractors
- Liquor Ace
- Glam Holes
Notable Things
Convertible Cars and Possible Customisation

A first in a GTA game, convertible cars are set to make their debut in GTA V. This makes me wonder if the high customisation and modification options for player and vehicles will make its way across from San Andreas. Going off this trailer, it’s looking likely. Those aren’t stock rims.
Mountains and Hikers

If this is anything like San Andreas, we’ll be able to make it to the top of that mountain. With handholding NPCs thrown in for good measure.
Jet Skis Are Back

Absent from GTA IV, Jet Skis return in V. The Speedophile 2000 joins the long list of wacky Rockstar vehicle names.
Dogs Included/Possible Pets

A dog was spotted in the early moments of the trailer. I wonder if Pets Overnight is responsible for all this? Please tell me so!
Jumbo Jets

At least five different types of aircrafts popped up in the trailer. What looked like a 747 drifted into the sunset as the trailer came to a close. Clearly a larger portion of the game will take place in the skies, at least more so than it did in GTA IV.
Biplanes

Wine fields, migrant workers and another one of the many aircraft types that made up this trailer.
Fighter Jets

Yet another aircraft. Military flavour.
Blimps, Check!

One of the more interested vehicles spotted. Since it popped up in at least two different parts of the trailer, I’m going to go ahead and make the assumption. Blimps confirmed!
Strip Clubs

What’s GTA without a strip club? Enema sure looks like the place to be. Yes, that’s right, Enema.
Hookers

For that matter, where would GTA be without hookers? Cowboy boots confirmed!
Los Santos

One of the three cities in San Andreas.
Heists

I’m down for a jewellery heist dressed top to bottom in full fumigation gear.
Muscle Sands, The Gym Returns

I guess it’s safe to say the gym mini-game is back, in some shape or form. See what I did there?
Buying/Selling Property Returns?

There’s a strong emphasis of buying and selling properties in the trailer.
Golf is Back, No DLC Required

Golf is one of many activities you’ll be likely able to take up when taking a break from the game’s missions. Beats pool, bowling and darts if you ask me. And the best part yet? No DLC is required to unlock it.
Piercing. Working Out. Character Customisation?

More evidence of possible character customisation.
Is This Our Protagonist?

This guy makes more than one appearance in the trailer. He’s either our protagonist or a very important character. The name Tommy Vercetti seems to be getting thrown around a lot at the moment. Could be, could be…
Niko, CJ, Is That You?

GAF posters are pointing out that CJ and Niko make cameos in the trailer. It is possible I guess. If it is, I can’t help but feel a bit sorry for Niko though. I guess the American dream didn’t work out for him so well after all.
Other Notable Things

Let me get on one of these
A few other things caught our eyes. I wonder how significant they’ll be? I’ve listed them below in order of significance:
- Topless Dudes
- Wind Turbines
- Pumpjacks
- Aerobics
- Surfboards
- Wine Fields
- Beaches
- Countryside
I’m sure over the next couple of days people will pull other things from the trailer that we haven’t picked out, so let us know via Twitter (@bitthirsty) if we’ve missed anything. We’ll be sure to credit you.
All in all, I thought it was a fantastic trailer, much more revealing than any of the series’ previous firsts. And while I’m a little disappointed we’re going back to San Andreas, I must admit, I’m ready for some more GTA. My body is ready!
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